So, the fine people at WordPress have a way to tell me if someone found this blog by way of a search engine. They are also able to tell me what keywords the person used. Someone yesterday (or possibly the day before thanks to their wacky time-coding) searched for “food court landscape themes” and happened upon my post about Mystic Falls.
Seriously.
I have yet to figure out exactly what one would be searching for if they searched for that. I am not sure there are any websites based around such a thing, and a quick look at Google shows this here blog about halfway down the second page. So, not only did someone search for it, they waded through a page and a half of sites until they got to this one. If that person ever looks at this again, I hope they can leave me a comment to explain exactly what it is they are looking for and maybe I could be of some real assistance. I would say a good way to landscape a food court is just to include plants that don’t smell like vomit or any other undesirables. Also, don’t put trees where a chair might be more useful. That sounds like a good idea. Oh, and try to keep small animals away from any kind of cuisine you can’t pronounce without sticking eight or nine vowels and/or consonants in a row.
This is the kind of stuff I was put on this planet for. Probably.
Peace,
James.
